sky-of-slavs:

mind-oracle-generation:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

BUT WE CALL IT ABACAXI

IT’S ABACAXI

FUCK BRAZIL

 IN BRAZIL IT’S ABACAXI

FUCKING DELICIOUS AND AWESOME ABACAXI.

EU ÇO UN ABACAXI

DIG DIN DIG DIN DIG DIN

~ABACAXI~

(Source: cl0udchaser)